Not a Touchdown, a Throwdown: Sex Toy Lands on NFL Field in Nashville

August 23, 2025 · By Daily Absurd Staff
Not a Touchdown, a Throwdown: Sex Toy Lands on NFL Field in Nashville

Football fans in Nashville came expecting touchdowns, tackles, and preseason excitement. What they got instead was one of the most bizarre interruptions in recent NFL history: a flying sex toy landing squarely on the field mid-play.

The absurd moment happened during the Titans vs. Vikings preseason game, when a bright green dildo came sailing out of the stands and skidded to a stop around the six-yard line in the fourth quarter. Players, referees, and viewers alike were left stunned — and social media did what it does best: turned the bizarre moment into instant meme material.

While fans have grown accustomed to the occasional streaker or beach ball bouncing across the turf, this was something different entirely. Security quickly removed the object, but not before dozens of photos and clips spread online, fueling hashtags like #DildoDown and #OnlyInNashville.

What makes the episode even more absurd is the broader context. Just weeks earlier, WNBA games had faced similar interruptions involving thrown sex toys, with several fans arrested. In Nashville, police released images of those believed responsible, sparking speculation about whether this was a copycat prank or part of a bizarre sports-arena trend.

Even cryptocurrency traders managed to get tangled in the absurdity, with one online group briefly claiming responsibility for encouraging the stunt — only to distance themselves when arrests began. Whatever the motivation, the result was the same: a national headline that turned an otherwise ordinary preseason game into comedy fodder for late-night shows and sports talk radio alike.

Fans at Nissan Stadium reportedly laughed off the incident, while players chose not to comment in detail after the game. “We’ve seen a lot on the field,” one team staffer quipped anonymously, “but this is definitely a first.”

The NFL has not released an official statement, but it’s safe to assume the league won’t be adding this to the highlight reel anytime soon. Still, for a sport that thrives on spectacle, the dildo throwdown might just go down as the most absurd play of the season — and we’re still in preseason.

Source

New York Post – “Sex toy thrown on field during Vikings-Titans game after WNBA fan arrests”