Privacy Policy

Last updated: 8/13/2025

Who we are
The Daily Absurd (“we,” “us,” “our”) publishes one satirical/odd news headline per day at thedailyabsurd.com.

Personal data we collect

• Site analytics: IP address, browser type, pages visited, approximate location.
• Cookies: Used for essential site functions and analytics.
• Ad cookies (if enabled): Third‑party vendors, including Google, use cookies to serve ads based on your visits to this and other sites.

Google AdSense (if enabled)

• Google’s use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads based on visits to our site and/or other sites on the Internet.
• Users may opt out of personalized advertising by visiting adssettings.google.com or aboutads.info.

Embedded content
Articles may include links or embeds from other websites. Embedded content behaves as if the visitor has visited the other website.

Who we share data with
We share data with service providers that power hosting, analytics, and advertising. We do not sell personal information.

How long we retain data
Analytics records are retained according to the provider’s policies (e.g., Google Analytics). Contact form submissions are kept for customer service but not used for marketing.

Your rights
Depending on your location, you may have the right to access, correct, or delete your data. To exercise rights, contact us at hello@thedailyabsurd.com.

Contact
Questions? hello@thedailyabsurd.com